50 First Dates

I don’t like or strive to be a serial first dater, but it comes with the territory of being the degree of singleness that I am. I have since given up hope on humanity, but in case you still have the energy to invest in 2019 dating, here are 6 tips and tricks I picked up along the way. 

Disclaimer: most of my hacks are centered around the idea of leaving the date prematurely, but I just really hate small talk/getting to know people, meeting new people, being out of my bed, etc. which could actually explain much of my life.

1.    Go cheap. I think of this almost like a preliminary screening date until you decide on spending extended amounts of time with this person.

If you are going out frequently, you may want to consider not investing too much into one person too soon. By this, I mean going places that are light, fun, minimally intense, and quick. Some examples: ice cream, coffee, drinks, parks, etc. This philosophy has a few pros. For the guy, its beneficial financially (if you are old fashioned like how I am), for the woman, it releases you from the obligation of staying through an entire dinner if you know fairly quickly that you’re not interested in waiting for him to finish his steak and potatoes and flag a waiter for your check. I don’t have that kind of time once I check out… This way of life makes for a swift and clean exit if need-be.

2.    Speaking of a quick escape, drive separately until you know this person for sure. You dictate when you are ready to leave. That actually goes for any outing, anywhere with anyone, but ESPECIALLY for strangers.

3.    For obvious reasons, tell someone, ANYONE, who you are going out with, and where. My mother (when she actually knows I am heading out) would require me to send her a picture, social media, pin drop, social security number, blood serum of their father. I know why she did this though. People crazy.

4.    Be forward. People don’t like their time being wasted, and by people, I mean me. I am people. I’d like to think I am a pretty straightforward person, and I would like the same respect, whether interested or not!

5.    Give the underdog a little bit of time in your day. Their company may surprise you. This has happened to me on several occasions and it was a pleasant little revelation.

6.    BE YOURSELF. Thassit. Do NOT send your representative. If you’re my age (30s), nobody has time for lies and fronts. 

Loosen up, keep an open mind, take a shot, make a friend, and enjoy the moment. In that order.